Posted by americandust on January 3, 2008
A few definitions from the Liberal Dictionary…
Fundamentalist: Anyone who isn’t ashamed to admit they believe in God.
Change: The greatest issue facing the country. Which candidate can promise the biggest, most amazing Change usually wins. No need to explain what that change is.
Supporter: Any out of state employee brought in to make the campaign look more successful then it is.
Progressive: A step towards socialism, which is a needed step towards communism.
Good Ol’ Boy: Any Republican who has been in office for more then 2 years.
Dedicated Public Servant: Any Democrat who was appointed out of friendship by the governor or party boss, despite their failure to accomplish anything they stay in office and are the true definition of a “Good Ol’ Boy” by anyone else’s standards.
Republican: Mean nasty people who believe that citizens can make decisions for themselves.
Liberal: Anyone who correctly knows that big government can take away that annoying habit of making a decision for yourself.
Darfur: A bitter, civil-war torn region in Africa that looks exactly how we wish Iraq would look whenever there’s an American Election.