another post for me to understand, you to ignore

Just here for something else.

  So Glenn Beck Raped and Murdered a child in 1990.  Not really, but that’s what some people are posting around the net in an attempt to try to get the non-thinking riled up and try to get the thinking people to associate Glenn Beck with sleaze-ball tactics.  The idea is that if you think about the posts you will come to the (false) conclusion that the authors are parodying Glenn Beck’s own efforts to mislead.  The problem is that Glenn Beck doesn’t use tactics like implying that someone MIGHT be something.  When makes an accusation he backs it up (like the Obama’s a racist thing wasn’t hinted at, was it?) right or wrong he brings it.  He doesn’t pussyfoot around about it. 

  But here’s the kicker: I asked those participating in the hub for this rumor online to post all the examples of Beck using this tactic (to imply or infere something horrible he knows isn’t right).  I got no response.  They don’t have any.

But there are many, many examples from politics of this happening… and they almost always come from the LEFT.  Hell, Obama’s senior adviser David Axelrod used to bask in the glory of his nickname “the astroturfer.”  You see, he would start false rumors to change people’s opinion and then pretend the outrage was a “grass-roots” movement.  That’s called astroturfing and he’s considered the father of it (and he was considered this long before anyone even heard of Barrack Obama).  The funny thing is, he doesn’t do this for liberal reasons or causes, he does this for MONEY.  He used to represent some pretty nasty Power Companies back in Illinois that were known for health risks and he astroturfed against anyone trying to look into cancer rates around those plants and to spread disinformation before an important decision about that power companies status in the state of Illinois.  He’s practically the bad guy from that John Grisholm movie about gun control.

  While techno-savvy liberals have actually used this tactic successfully before  it does backfire on some and they are exposed as idiots.  Remember Maureen Dowd and Matt Damon misreading someone’s post where the author clearly stated they had a FAKE Sarah Palin Quote over HERE.

  What about Andrew Sullivan’s one man attempt to convince the world Trigg Palin wasn’t Sarah’s kid?

  But this stuff isn’t new.  It’s just a sleazy, passive-aggressive form of Character assassination.  We’ve seen it before… ask Pat Buchanan how Saturday Night Live’s portrayal of him in 1992 led millions to think he was a Nazi.  It just spun hack comedian after hack comedian making Nazi jokes when he’s shown–a tactic that pretty much sums up the writing ability of the Daily Show’s staff today.

  Maybe David Axelrod is behind this new scheme…. afterall, I haven’t seen any evidence he isn’t!

P.S. It’s been three hourse since it was posted somewhere on the net that Rachel Maddow is a 12 year old boy and she STILL hasn’t proved that’s she not.  Now just like that tranny tack star all it would take is a quick flash of her junk (or lack thereof) to the cameras but she’s STILL HIDING THE TRUTH.  Respond to me Rachel… respond.

  Unfortunately for those of you on the internet with nothing better to do then suspect Glenn Beck of not being an American… oh wait, I mean suspect him of murdering and raping a child in 1990 (the two things are so similar in value so you can see the connection) can’t see why he doesn’t respond to these claims.  Here’s why…

1. He’s President.  No wait, he’s very important and he can’t spend 5 minutes to refute you.  Then he’d have to refute everything stupid said about him (despite the fact that he has refuted most everything else said about him, he doesn’t have time for this).

2. His birth certificate, oops, I mean his paper stating he didn’t rape and murder a child is under lock and kept hidden by his friend the Governor of Hawaii.  This was because of an unrelated issue.  The fact that this paper alone proves/disproves all those questions is of no matter.  It can’t be seen.

3. We’re sure his grandmother in Kenya was lying in that magazine interview where she talked about being in the hospital room in Kenya when he was born… Oops, I mean she was lying about being at the scene of the crime when he raped that girl.

4. He’s President now, who cares what the constitution limits the presidency for, we voted for him.  Excuse me, I keep making errors.  He’s on Fox news now, who cares what the laws say about Rapists and murderers being locked up.

5. You’re all racist for not liking him. Wait, that one I don’t have to change huh?

6. The Courts in this country can’t be bothered with checking to see that someone is eligible to be President. Uhm, I mean the courts in this country can’t be bothered with trying to determine if someone raped or murdered someone.

  There did I hit all the important points? If not, you should check out this page!

P.S.  Direct response to the guy who started the rape/murder page.  I get the parody/satire.  I’m just having fun playing back to you the fact that the other side of internet is also equally stupid with thier responses and dignifying stupid stuff with a response will not make it go away. 

P.S.S. My efforts have been noticed by the founder of the board that is spreading the story and he liked the post.  Funny world.

P.S.S.S. Now there’s a shirt you can buy.