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Did Glenn Beck Rape and Murder a Child?

  So Glenn Beck Raped and Murdered a child in 1990.  Not really, but that’s what some people are posting around the net in an attempt to try to get the non-thinking riled up and try to get the thinking people to associate Glenn Beck with sleaze-ball tactics.  The idea is that if you think about the posts you will come to the (false) conclusion that the authors are parodying Glenn Beck’s own efforts to mislead.  The problem is that Glenn Beck doesn’t use tactics like implying that someone MIGHT be something.  When makes an accusation he backs it up (like the Obama’s a racist thing wasn’t hinted at, was it?) right or wrong he brings it.  He doesn’t pussyfoot around about it. 

  But here’s the kicker: I asked those participating in the hub for this rumor online to post all the examples of Beck using this tactic (to imply or infere something horrible he knows isn’t right).  I got no response.  They don’t have any.

But there are many, many examples from politics of this happening… and they almost always come from the LEFT.  Hell, Obama’s senior adviser David Axelrod used to bask in the glory of his nickname “the astroturfer.”  You see, he would start false rumors to change people’s opinion and then pretend the outrage was a “grass-roots” movement.  That’s called astroturfing and he’s considered the father of it (and he was considered this long before anyone even heard of Barrack Obama).  The funny thing is, he doesn’t do this for liberal reasons or causes, he does this for MONEY.  He used to represent some pretty nasty Power Companies back in Illinois that were known for health risks and he astroturfed against anyone trying to look into cancer rates around those plants and to spread disinformation before an important decision about that power companies status in the state of Illinois.  He’s practically the bad guy from that John Grisholm movie about gun control.

  While techno-savvy liberals have actually used this tactic successfully before  it does backfire on some and they are exposed as idiots.  Remember Maureen Dowd and Matt Damon misreading someone’s post where the author clearly stated they had a FAKE Sarah Palin Quote over HERE.

  What about Andrew Sullivan’s one man attempt to convince the world Trigg Palin wasn’t Sarah’s kid?

  But this stuff isn’t new.  It’s just a sleazy, passive-aggressive form of Character assassination.  We’ve seen it before… ask Pat Buchanan how Saturday Night Live’s portrayal of him in 1992 led millions to think he was a Nazi.  It just spun hack comedian after hack comedian making Nazi jokes when he’s shown–a tactic that pretty much sums up the writing ability of the Daily Show’s staff today.

  Maybe David Axelrod is behind this new scheme…. afterall, I haven’t seen any evidence he isn’t!

P.S. It’s been three hourse since it was posted somewhere on the net that Rachel Maddow is a 12 year old boy and she STILL hasn’t proved that’s she not.  Now just like that tranny tack star all it would take is a quick flash of her junk (or lack thereof) to the cameras but she’s STILL HIDING THE TRUTH.  Respond to me Rachel… respond.

Why Glenn Beck Can’t Respond to Murder Charges

  Unfortunately for those of you on the internet with nothing better to do then suspect Glenn Beck of not being an American… oh wait, I mean suspect him of murdering and raping a child in 1990 (the two things are so similar in value so you can see the connection) can’t see why he doesn’t respond to these claims.  Here’s why…

1. He’s President.  No wait, he’s very important and he can’t spend 5 minutes to refute you.  Then he’d have to refute everything stupid said about him (despite the fact that he has refuted most everything else said about him, he doesn’t have time for this).

2. His birth certificate, oops, I mean his paper stating he didn’t rape and murder a child is under lock and kept hidden by his friend the Governor of Hawaii.  This was because of an unrelated issue.  The fact that this paper alone proves/disproves all those questions is of no matter.  It can’t be seen.

3. We’re sure his grandmother in Kenya was lying in that magazine interview where she talked about being in the hospital room in Kenya when he was born… Oops, I mean she was lying about being at the scene of the crime when he raped that girl.

4. He’s President now, who cares what the constitution limits the presidency for, we voted for him.  Excuse me, I keep making errors.  He’s on Fox news now, who cares what the laws say about Rapists and murderers being locked up.

5. You’re all racist for not liking him. Wait, that one I don’t have to change huh?

6. The Courts in this country can’t be bothered with checking to see that someone is eligible to be President. Uhm, I mean the courts in this country can’t be bothered with trying to determine if someone raped or murdered someone.

  There did I hit all the important points? If not, you should check out this page!

 

 

P.S.  Direct response to the guy who started the rape/murder page.  I get the parody/satire.  I’m just having fun playing back to you the fact that the other side of internet is also equally stupid with thier responses and dignifying stupid stuff with a response will not make it go away. 

P.S.S. My efforts have been noticed by the founder of the board that is spreading the story and he liked the post.  Funny world.

P.S.S.S. Now there’s a shirt you can buy.

Glenn Beck did not Rape and murder a girl

I know the headline is funny to see written. But if you’ve been on the net today you’ve probably seen this http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/

Now first, it’s clever I’ll give them that. I’m going to play along in my next post.

New Idiot to Laugh At… Alan Collinge (A repost)

  So due to a recent discussion on something political, I was informed about a Political Action Committee (you know, the evil special interest we’re always hearing about) called “student loan justice.”  So I researched it’s founder, Alan Collinge.  I read his story online somewhere and basically, well, Mr. Collinge, you’re an idiot.

Collinge borrowed $38,000 for school at USC (the first warning sign is that he went to USC).  Anyway, he gets out of college and immediately falls for the old “consolidate your debt” thinking this will improve his student loan debt situation.  Hello… paying back smaller amounts over longer times will only cost you more in the long run (slight exception where the loan’s interest rate is drastically smaller– IF they don’t charge an arm and a leg for the consolidation).  So he’s already cost himself significantly more in interest payments.  Next, the genius goes on to say he didn’t understand Sallie Mae was in this business to make money!  I guess he thought it was ran by the government to help people… so basically it’s his fault again for not knowing something a quick google or turning on his radio to any of the financial programs would have solved.  But his story continues…  He misses a payment one month and doesn’t really worry about what kind of punishment he would have (didn’t he read the contract he signed?  Nope… I’m sure he didnt’).  Then it takes 6 months (six!) of bills before he notices he’s being charge a late fee for that month!  Six times a bill comes in higher then usual and he doesn’t notice (okay, we can add truthfulness to the list of things Mr. Collinge isn’t so good with).  Then he tells us he left his then current job to find a higher paying job.  He left his job just assuming he’d get hired somewhere else and make more money?  Once again, I’m not sure we’re getting the truth… maybe he was fired.  I hope he was fired, because if you’re dumb enough to leave you job just thinking you’ll find a better paying one without having a new job lined up, well, I hope you’re not doing any work that involves reasoning.  He then bounces around from state to state… once again you have to wonder how his finances took that.  He claims he applied for a deferment and didn’t get it (most people do not so he had to know that was a longshot).  So of course all this time the back-interest, fees, and any other missed payments are adding up…. quick.  All according to the contract he never bother reading.  Then he can’t understand why the company won’t release him from the extra debt he negligently took on while trying to weasel out of his commitment.  Better yet, he then tries to enter the world of defence contractor businesses, but isn’t aware that he’ll get nowhere (just like military clearance, if you’re in huge debt you are considered a threat to be easily bribed and thus a risk they will not take).   Then of course he tries to turn to the classic escape plan of those foolish or evil with their money… bankruptcy.  The plan B (actually, who are we kidding, plan A) of deadbeats.  “Why can’t I get what I want and screw everyone else out of what they’re entitled to?”  This is where it gets good… he apparently didn’t know that you can’t lose student loan debt through Bankruptcy!!!  Then he blames that fact on Sallie Mae’s lobbying efforts.  It’s been like that for a long time, if you didn’t know.  It’s that way for a reason, if they let you default and get away with sticking it to the loaner, then everyone would do that and there would be no student loans at all.  Then of course, rather than face up to his own horrible and dishonest (yes, it is dishonest to try to weasel out of a contract or escape fulfillment of your financial duties) efforts, he blames the system, starts a PAC and tries to blame it all on the high salaries of the executives that run the program he tried to screw.  Seriously… you’re an idiot. Or worse, you’re a con-man.  The difference between you and a thief who breaks in at night to steal is that the thief doesn’t try to get others to feel sorry for him.

Update: After reading the original post Mr. Collinge proceeded to leave some nasty comments on my page.  Another reader launched a blog called studentloanjusticeexposed.org and got some traffic and some death threats from those loyal to Alan. I got bored and finally quit responding to pro-Alan people, the other person’s blog got taken down.  I got a post from someone with the same name as me that lived in a state I once lived in claiming Alan called her up and left some sort of cryptic/threatening message.  I obviously can’t vouch for that comment as it didn’t happen to me.  Surely Alan wouldn’t go that far, but if he did then wow… and if he didn’t (which is most likely the case) then it shows how weird this whole thing turned out. Oh, and a sociologist from a major midwestern University is writing the whole thing up in a book about weird online actions from otherwise normal people! All from one little post.  Such is the internet.